• RandomVideos@programming.dev
    5·
    8 months ago

    Fear of getting poisoned by someone i dont know

    Fear that a car will randomly decide to kill me and start chasing me

    Fear of randomly being struck by a lighting strike

    Puppets

    • stoicmaverick@lemmy.world
      3·
      8 months ago
      1. Get to know EVERYBODY
      2. Kill the car first. Pennsylvania road salt works well.
      3. Make detailed plans to get struck so it doesn’t seem random when it happens next week.
      4. ???

      NEXT!