“The United States has reached out to Denmark…”
You know, the country the United States wants to invade and forcefully take land from.
America: The dumbest rocks in the sock drawer.
I would love to see NATO countries (besides the US) band together and say:
”We will come together to support our great ally, so long as she saves herself. Upon the acceptance of President Trump’s and Vice President Vance’s resignation, we will provide the aid that our friend needs."
Trump could, in fact, be the hero here. He could walk away from the presidency with a win. For added measure, these countries could write lofty and wonderful articles about Trump’s selflessness.
We know he won’t.
Aside: I’m not saying Mike Johnson would make a good president. But let’s take this one thing at a time.
“You will become part of the US.”
two days later…
“Bro my egg prices are high, can you help a brotha out?”
Time to educate Trump in the fine art of export tariffs.
Government: Runs into crowd of friends while winging haymakers.
Friends: JFC what the hell dude!?
Government: Fuck you, now give me your house. … … … Can you spot me $50 until payday?
America is basically the scumbag Steve meme from the early Internet.
R.I.P Scumbag Steve.
charge us more, seriously
European nations, please say that you will export eggs only when the idiots are out of power.
Iraq: has oil
Murca: we declare a freedom on you!
Canada: has oil
Murca: we declare a freedom on you!
Denmark: has eggs
Murca: we declare a freedom on you!
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As a true American, don’t help us with eggs, it’l hurt your country in the long run. Let us suffer so we can get our heads out of our asses and purge the nazis.
Ask Canada… oh, wait!
WOMP WOMP WOMP, EH?
Just picked up 2 dozen local eggs for $9.99CAD.
Fuck kinda pricey bud. Where abouts?
Local farmers market in 'Berta.
Ya farmer’s markets are kinda pricey, eh?
I go downtown to FreshCo and it’s $3 CAD per dozen, bud.
This is why we HAD allies. Had. To assist with the largesse we consume as Americans. You don’t get to swing your orange dick around at the world, offending and assaulting every ally, and then ask for help.
Hold the line Denmark. Don’t pull a fucking Australia. Fuck those guys.
Do not help us. This is what we deserve.
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What’s ironic is that from all countries he is asking Denmark. Greenland is Ann autonomous territory under the kingdom of Greenland.
I heard that before asking Greenland he was asking Canada as well.
I think you meant “kingdom of Denmark” there, but yeah
Is he trying to neg us by threatening our sovereignty and then asking for a favour??? Most high schoolers know better than to fall for that. Like, get real.
I think that’s the point. Bullying/Threatening countries and then “asking” them for help. Then if they don’t oblige he uses it to booster support for the bullying and threats. Similar ordeal with cutting aid to Egypt and then asking them to take something like 1.5 million people in from Gaza that Trump doesn’t want on their homeland.
Help? Help? What happened to wanting to be a proud independent country that don’t need no allies.
Hi, please don’t. Let us suffer so these fuckers can hurt more. - Californian
