• Captain Aggravated@sh.itjust.works
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    9 months ago

    Lots of things stopping me from doing this:

    1. I am currently 36 years old, I will not be 38 at any time during the year 2024.
    2. I do not own a copy of Wrestlemania 2000.
    3. I finished my pizza rolls yesterday.
      • Spaz@lemmy.world
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        9 months ago

        I agree. He just needs to smoke a carton of cigs and drink a bottle of whiskey and he will feel older the next day for sure!