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Goodbye.
Beat me to it
Now I’m just imagining this critter breaking into one of those weight lifter supplement stores at night, scarfing down a whole aisle and then hitting the gym to pump some iron before the humans arrive in the morning.
The scary part is that body is built by mauling woodland creatures.
I want a crazy millionaire to get a cougar, feed it steroids and salmon, and make it workout until it is the pinnacle of terrifying.
It’ll pounce out of the shadows like a derailed feline freight train, tackling local bears and moose to steal their lunch money or give them swirlies in the river.
From the looks of things… too late! (gulp :-P)
In case anybody ever is in this situation, I’ve heard and seen on a couple videos that animals are afraid of things being thrown at them. Any time they see something moving that’s not supposed to move it’s because of a lot of strength. So throwing a handful of small rocks at it is generally enough to scare it away.
Here’s a YouTube short of rock throwing in action.
That being said there are no stories of throwing a rock and it not working so take that as you will
It is very obviously squirt bottle, fuck you cat.
I’d still slow-blink to see if friend.
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Shitshitshitshit shit Sounds like shishishishishit
Skat skat skat… Yell it, do it in your pants. It’s all good
“YonOuttaHeeuh! Go-on! Git!”
“Skibidybop on out of here, jive cat.”
Just turn your back so it will know you’re not interested.
The opposite of pspsps is, believe it or not, pspsps.
A gun
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How high are we talking? Wheat or hops?
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woah, that is some high grain!
Fuckfuckfuckfuck
AAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!
You want more boiling oil?
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