• Statick@lemmy.world
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    5 hours ago

    I browse /r/conservative occasionally to get a laugh. The entire subreddit is full of “winning posts”.

    Canada called his bluff, said they’d tariff the US as well… He gets on a call… Canada says they’re going to do something they were already going to do, and all he gets is someone getting the title: “Fentanyl Czar”, apparently… and classifying cartels as terrorists.

    So much “winning” lmfao. These people are delusional.

    Kid A: You need to help me out.

    Kid B: I’ll help you out, np.

    Kid A: If you don’t help me out, I’m not letting you play with my toys!

    Kid B: Okay, then you can’t play with mine

    Kid A: You’re being so mean, I just need you to help me out!

    Kid B: Yeah, like i said I’ll help you out, and we can both play with each others toys.

    Kid A: puffs chest I’m such a good negotiator.