• starman2112@sh.itjust.works
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    5 hours ago

    I’m curious if I can still recite this from memory. Using voice to text, excuse any typos

    Old Godzilla was hopping around Tokyo City like a big playground when suddenly Batman burst from the shade and hit Godzilla with a bat grenade Godzilla got pissed and began to attack but didn’t expect to get blocked by Shaq who proceeded to open up a can of shack food when Aaron Carter came out of the blue and he started beating up Shaquille O’Neal then they both got flattened by the batmobile but before he could make it back to the batcave Abraham Lincoln popped out of his grave and took an AK-47 out from under his hat and blue Batman away with a rat attack but he ran out of bullets and he ran away because Optimus prime came to save the day

    This is The ultimate showdown of ultimate destiny Good guys bad guys and explosions as far as the I can see and only one will survive I wonder who it will be this is The ultimate showdown of ultimate destiny

    Godzilla took a bite out of Optimus prime like scruff McGruff took a bite out of crime then Shaq came back covered in a tire track while Jackie Chan jumped up and landed on his back and Batman was injured and trying to get steady when Abraham Lincoln came back with a machete but suddenly something caught his leg and he tripped to Indiana Jones took him out with his whip then he saw Godzilla sneaking up from behind and he reached for his gun which he just couldn’t find because Batman stole it and he shot and he missed and Jackie Chan deflected it with his fist then he jumped in the air and he did a somersault while Abraham Lincoln tried to pole vault on to Optimus prime but they collided in the air then they both got hit by a Care Bear stare

    This is The ultimate showdown of ultimate destiny Good guys bad guys and explosions as far as the eye can see and only one will survive I wonder who it will be this is The ultimate showdown

    Angels sing out in an immaculate chorus down from the heavens descended Chuck Norris who delivered a kick which could shatter bones into the crotch of Indiana Jones who fell over on the ground rising in pain as Batman changed back into Bruce Wayne But Chuck saw through his clever disguise and he crushed Batman’s head in between his thighs

    Then gandalf the Gray and gandalf the White and Monty Python and The holy Grails Black Knight and Benito Mussolini and the blue mini and cowboy Curtis and John be the genie RoboCop Terminator Captain Kirk and Darth Vader low pan Superman every single power ranger Bill s Preston and Theodore Logan spot the rock doc doc and Hulk Hogan all came out of nowhere lightning fast and they kicked Chuck Norris in his cowboy asset with the bloodiest battle at the world ever saw with civilians looking on a total law

    (I did that all in one breath I’m so proud of myself)

    The fight raged on for a century many lives were claimed but eventually the champion stood the rest saw their better Mr Rogers in a bloodstained sweater

    this is the alternate showdown of ultimate destiny Good guys bad guys on explosion as far as the I can see and only one will survive I wonder who it will be this is The ultimate showdown this is The ultimate showdown this is The ultimate showdown of ultimate destiny

    This makes me more proud than being able to say alpha bravo charlie delta echo foxtrot golf hotel India Juliet kilo Lima mike November Oscar papa Quebec Romeo Sierra tango uniform Victor whiskey x-ray Yankee Zulu