Make like a tree, and get the fuck out
People in glass houses sink ships
Make like a banana and leave.
Whatever bursts your boat.
😂 best one so far
Check out Boondock Saints, from which this is a quote. Hilarious movies
Surely it’s a riff on BTTF’s Biff Tannen right?
That’s about as funny as a screen door on a battleship.
Have a nice trip! See you next winter!
Ya know it might be. I never realized on account of only seeing bttf once when I was young, and never any of the sequels.
In any case, the character that delivers the line in Boondock Saints delivers quite a few malaphors throughout the movie. It’s part of his thing
That’s a really tough nut to swallow
Lmao
You won.
You can get a good look at a t-bone by sticking your head up a butchers ass, but I’d rather take the bulls word for it.
What the fuck is this from? I know this quote; the unflipped one
Tommy Boy.
Thanks. That was making my brain itchy.
Daffy Duck one said, “You buttered your bread, now sleep in it.” And 10 year old me couldn’t stop laughing.
It’s like finding a needle in a camel’s back
Which is to say: a whole hell of a lot easier than a camel going through the eye of a needle, to quote JC.
Does the pope shit in the woods?
Are bears Catholic?
And which one would you rather meet in the middle of a forest?
But nobody is around to smell it, does it have an odor?
What ever floats your goat.
Ricky-isms. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q3dYMQgopIY
I used to say “we’ll burn that bridge when we get to it.” all the time! People didn’t like it though.
From the TV show Angel.
Harmony, vampire ex-cheerleader
“You’re preaching to the horse’s mouth!”
This makes me so happy, thanks for teaching me a word
i’n not the brightest bulb in the shed, but i sure am the sharpest!
Does the pope shit in the woods?
No, but I certainly do
“#makepoopwhilethesunshines”
I’ve made my omelette, now I’ve got to sleep in it. If you lead a horse to water, you can make it fish.
The fish one is making me laugh
Glad to hear it. You know what they say, you miss 100% of the shots you take
I’d rather “if you lead a horse to water, teach it to fish”
We could workshop it, but if you’re bad at something, never do it for free
