• Varyk@sh.itjust.works
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    10 months ago

    The line “even you?”

    Seems like a logical question for your friend who is stabbing you.

    Not very out of line.

    Is that the joke here?

    • Tyfud@lemmy.one
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      10 months ago

      Furthermore, he’s really only talking about the Shakespeare interpretation of that, which took plenty of liberties with the historical accounts.

      There is absolutely no record of him ever saying that. In fact, the opposite is true. We have accounts that he was mostly just screaming and crying in pain the whole time and didn’t say a damn thing.

  • don@lemm.ee
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    9 months ago

    Someone came across Julius Caesar lying on the floor and asked, “What’s gotten into you, Julius?”

    Julius replied, “A knife.”