Source: Without it my dairy inspired assgass is so corrosive it could eat through the hull of a naval vessel and trust me when I say that’s not the way you wanna call out “YOU SANK MY BATTLESHIP!”
I’m lactose intolerant and there’s plenty of cheese that’s high quality that will cause me 8hrs of pain. The dry cheeses typically have low lactose. Soft cheeses have more.
Sighs in lactose
Lactaid is your friend
Source: Without it my dairy inspired assgass is so corrosive it could eat through the hull of a naval vessel and trust me when I say that’s not the way you wanna call out “YOU SANK MY BATTLESHIP!”
I live off those
Actually most cheese (*read: aged cheese) are low in lactose because it’s already been broken down by the commensal bacteria.
Unless you’re a dirty poor and buy the cheap cheese from the dairy section of wall-mort.
I’m lactose intolerant and there’s plenty of cheese that’s high quality that will cause me 8hrs of pain. The dry cheeses typically have low lactose. Soft cheeses have more.
Ah, I was speaking about aged cheeses (≥ 1 year). Thought I put that in there, but… ¯\_(ツ)_/¯