• snekerpimp@lemmy.world
    141·
    6 days ago

    Here’s an idea, make human life more important than line go up. I’m pretty sure that would get alllllll of your asses off the firing line.

    • ArbiterXero@lemmy.world
      39·
      6 days ago

      Okay but what if we just sent everyone some stickers with our logo on it?

      I mean EVERYBODY loves stickers. Then w we can keep making money, you can keep dying and you’ll have some great bling for your toddlers coffin!

      Everybody wins!

      Think of how few stickers are on the average toddler’s coffin?

      • Stern@lemmy.world
        24·
        6 days ago

        I was thinking pizza party myself, all our employees (except the ones we fired for being negative nancies) love pizza parties.

    • whotookkarl@lemmy.world
      6·
      6 days ago

      But the cult of the line goes up says the line must go up, are you even paying attention to the line and whether it’s going up?