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- Donald Trump declares peace in the Middle East, despite ongoing Israel attacks
- Steven Seagal stars in patriotic Russian film as personal favour to Putin
- FCC attempts to shut down MSNBC on grounds of unpatriotic reporting
- Another ship gets stuck in the Suez Canal.
- European countries start national stockpiling of olive oil.
European countries start national stockpiling of olive oil.
The average european already does that.
I do that😔
For how many years do you stockpile? I try to buy a yearly supply and often get overflow from one year to the next.
Not years but about 6 months worth. I’m very picky with my olive oil so if I find a good price in one of the brands I like best I’ll buy some… bu I usually alredy have a ton at home lol. But I use it everyday, not only to cook and for salad but also in the bread or the popcorn. My favorite food is Olive Oil
I live in olive country, so I try to buy straight from the producer and bottle it at home and I also use it daily as well, even for baking sweets (olive oil cakes are a thing here).
I wish. Living the dream over there.
I am interested in the rare slime. Where do I subscribe to rare slime facts?
You can captivate a nation by giving them a rare slime
It’s starting already…
Chapelle Roan gets shot on stage, the bullet bounces off her armor and hits Donald Trump. He dies but gets resuscitated.
It misses but he pretends to die poorly, and stands backup proclaiming god sent him back. Whitehouse merch sales skyrocket.
does getting your armor dented count as a wardrobe malfunction? this could be a two for one
That was the point of my joke. I mean, if after getting hit, the straps failed and the chestplate fell down, it would be a malfunction.
He shits himself and his supporters drop all remaining pretense and declare him the literal Messiah.
Mpox and Bird Flu go big and a giant sign appears in the sky, “The planet’s anti parasite medications will continue until fever symptoms subside.”
Bill Gates will work with FEMA to engineer a brain worm that is more effective than vaccines. There will be an “anti-worm” movement where soccer moms buy Russian vaccines on the dark web with dogecoin.
Gave humanity the ole switcheroo
The queerbaiting one is already a half point and it’s still not 2025 yet.
Yeah that is CRAZYYY
The rare slime thing already happened tho. It’s called “That one time I got reincarnated as a slime”
That was my first thought. My second was that somehow people became interested in the unique behavior of slime molds.
He’s not a bad slime you know
Is this English
Had the same reaction, but I quickly realised I’m happy about my ignorance here. My gut reaction is that it’s extremely US-centric and stuff you’d need to be an always online, mainly MSM, kind of person. Nooooope, thank you.
you’re on lemmy.
that’s not a diss. it’s just that I’m the only person i know, who even knows lemmy exists. you kinda have to be online a lot to know about it lol
Trump dies but comes back to life
Technically this could happen if he’s put on cardiac bypass for heart surgery.
If he does die, do you think the establishment would tell anyone? They’d AI his looks, speech and Twitter posts and claim he’s done appearances on TV for years.
This comment makes qanon sound smart
The real question is why the deep state haven’t activated his 5G nanites from his vaccine.
Probably because 9/11 stopped them. (
What’s wrong with snapbacks?
Nothing, they’re coming back.
You mean they snap you back in
This lead me down a rabbit hole watching a 10 minute video on the rise and fall and rise again of snapbacks.
Is a snapback the same as a clapback or is there some nuanced difference here?
A snapback is a style of baseball cap.
What is a queerbaiting arc?
Queerbaiting: Pretending or hinting that you may be LGBT+, in order to trick people into liking you more, or to pay more attention to you or your work. Sometimes this is a way to try to get LGBT+ fans, sometimes it’s trying to get straight people who think LGBT+ people/acts are sexy.
Arc, as in story arc of a tv show or book series: So, it’s for a set period of time, and then they move on, not really acknowledging again.
Pop acts have done this a lot.
Isn’t that just marketing?
People generally look down on pretending to be a minority for financial gain.
Oh they’re pretending? Yea that’s not particularly great
Isn’t that just marketing?
There are different levels of scummy that are considered socially acceptable, and some marketing doesn’t rely on tricking you.
Think of the different ads you’ve seen:
“Our furniture is locally made by unionized workers. Everything is made using young trees that we grow ourselves, or reclaimed wood”
Is different than:
“On Friday, our pasta is buy one get one free”
Is very different than:
“Hey gay, it’s June. You know what that means? It’s time for us to change our logo to include a rainbow and maybe even have an ad (in some countries) with two woman who might be married if you read between the lines. Maybe you can ignore that we donate money to political groups that are anti-LGBT, or that we fire queer people at a higher rate than straight people.”
Or
“Hey kids, I’m a clown! Your parents don’t love you if they don’t buy Clown brand bleach. Kids without Clown brand bleach are poor, unlovable losers, and they’ll never have any friends. Now in comes in cherry, and blue raspberry!”
Well Billie Eilish and Chapell Roan have been releasing songs about cunnilingus and heavy petting lately that have been ok in specific circles which keeps them employed so in order to get in on that and also hopefully capture so more name recognition Arianna Grande will put in a show of being queer and then act upset about backlash but then rise above it to state that it doesn’t matter making a big song about their bold new life choice, and then drop it after snapbacks come back without really ever talking about it ever again.
We shall see
Indubitably.
Anyways, seems like this session of futureseers is adjourned. Who wants Tapas?
dibz
No, no, it’s queerbating. She’s obviously going to open up to hawk girl on the view about what she flicks the bean towards, and then market the ‘slime’ to all the insane people…
and the video promoting it prominently displays her wrists with snapbacks on them.
I think I hate myself for this mental image.
Ohh, here I was thinking that was a typo. Thank you for clarifying
Rare slime captivates nation
trump already won tho didnt he ?
Unfortunately, that sort of slime is pretty common.
My wishful thinking. Tierra Whack blows up. Her music is fire and one of the most original artists out there right now. Philly represent!
Wow, I’ve never met another Tierra Whack fan in the wild!
We out here wildin my friend.
Fav song?
Mine is Fruit Salad.
edit - I just heard her song Black Magic Woman. This work is fucked that is bussin
Edit edit - now on Meghan Good.
I’m in 3035 and you’re all in 2024.
I’m high AF.
y’all just made a new one
Are snapbacks out? Damn.
One of the first times I remember feeling old was when I heard people saying snapback instead of (baseball) cap. Things just kept skibiding from there
Why do I feel like this will 100% be accurate
