- cross-posted to:
- smbc@midwest.social
- cross-posted to:
- smbc@midwest.social
You must log in or register to comment.
Brevity is the soul of wit.
That’s a different joke, now.
Also removes the joke of the kid having more complex thoughts.
But now it’s not a sendup of the Watchmaker’s Paradox.
“your joke but worse”
Thanks. It was indeed absurdly verbose. These clowns who downvote you suffer from 2 tinfoil ears.
Me? Me, specifically‽ He cared, it’s so sweet ❤️
Do cows not match their 4 billion year chain of evolution?
They do! But the Christian argument is that Satan tied them into his plot to trick people as well.
Not the cows humanity fiddled with.
They promised they wouldn’t say anything.
So this is why the Devil went down to Georgia?
“So what about the fossil record?”
“Dude. God put fossils in the ground to test our faith.”
“No. I think God put YOU here to test MY faith.”
RIP Bill Hicks
I mean, have you read the tenets of Satanism? Pretty darn convincing. Call me a devil’s advocate.
I think you first need to pass the Satanic bar exam to call yourself a devil’s advocate
The difference when a cult grounds on logic and reasoning instead of on an ancient high-fantasy-book which makes no sense from beginning to end. But was probably a cool read some centuries ago. Still, admittedly, the greatest way to control the sheeples and keep them in line.
If I’d be forced at gunpoint to choose a religion, I’d pick them. Or buddhists.
Buddhists get a little murdery sometimes too.
I know, i know. But of all the misogynistic, supressive silly retrograde murder-cults, those are the least misogynistic, supressive silly retrograde murder-cults. At least they have some actual wisdom to share, not stories about a whole incest-species with a base-gene-pool of an estimated two people of which one even was made out of the first one.
Long story short: Yes. Fuck them too. Just a lil less.
Hail Satan!
Better music too
Removed by mod
🤘
needs more jpeg
Ave Satanas!
deleted by creator
I might be missing something here but how do we know precisely what 4bil. years of random mutations looks like?
Just look in a mirror.
Your nick is pure poetry. I stand here in admiration.
Cows are amazing stfu kid
Removed by mod
