AUSTIN, TX—A star who has experienced a meteoric rise in right-wing circles, 28-year-old conservative phenom Mason Finley is known solely for wearing a Nazi armband and crying, sources confirmed Tuesday. “Finley amassed millions of conservative viewers on his Discord channel, where the up-and-coming young GOP figure…
eh… this is kind of weak for the Onion.
This feels like Babylon Bee-level satire.
It’s not a bad concept, it’s just that it’s more of a starting idea. It’s not really formatted effectively as a parody news article.