How did Yukong move the mountains? Abusing save slots.
  • Henry@lemmy.caEnglish
    212·
    2 months ago

    If you played and shared it on Facebook, would China arrest you the moment you step on its land?

    • Agent Karyo@lemmy.worldOPEnglish
      251·
      2 months ago

      Do you want to conduct an experiment to further our collective knowledge?

      I promise to send you letters if you end up in the gulag.

      • Henry@lemmy.caEnglish
        6·
        2 months ago

        :), I think “I” would tell you I’m ok in that place and find my true purpose of life, :)

        • Agent Karyo@lemmy.worldOPEnglish
          4·
          2 months ago

          And the letters you would get from “me” would be talking about how horrible life is outside of China, how much I love the CCP and how I enjoy spending my time reciting the “Ten affirmations, Fourteen commitments and Thirteen achievements”.

          • Henry@lemmy.caEnglish
            2·
            2 months ago

            ：） and I will show you the real bible in which all “god” is replaced by “Xi”.

      • TwinTusksEnglish
        12·
        2 months ago

        Silly white man, the gulag is in Russia.

        • Henry@lemmy.caEnglish
          4·
          2 months ago

          China calls it “Zaijiaoyu” Centre, which literally means Reeducation Centre :)