CIA Crossbow? That shit is noncredible.
What was special about the crossbow?
That it’s a crossbow designed by a government in possession of nuclear weapons and the capacity to make and use more. Which is just kinda strange ya know
Maybe it was actually just an ordinary crossbow, but was shown here to make the KGB think it was special and waste resources trying to figure it out!
It’s laced with LSD
For the user, mind you, not the target
“This is brilliant”
“But I like this”
Seriously, CIA, we gave you a blank fucking check during the Cold War, financially and morally, and THAT’S the best crossbow you could come up with? Fucking useless.
One of their previous attempts was this fucking thing, so at least the one clifton is holding won’t cause the enemies of democracy to pee themselves laughing…
When the energy in the string is released on firing, wouldn’t the string be prone to jumping out of those hooks (that look a lot like wrench heads lol)?
Does this still count as a crossbow if it isn’t the arms that are storing the energy?
NGL, I want to go out back and shoot stuff with that.
CIA: “What’s democracy?”
Oh those things we flipped a few times down in Latin America.
