I’m have been removed from my current chair and I’m now sitting in a different chair.
i am telefragged as my head is now inside of a table
IIRC the way telefragging works in Quake is that the thing occupying the destination gets telefragged. I think that you’d be okay and the table would be seriously messed up.
My dog and I are now one. We have become, dogperson. All the bipedability of a person, with the infinite compassion of a dog. We are unstoppable.
actually just turns into werewolf, hungry for flesh
Ed… Ward…
I am now sitting on the exact same bench in the exact same position except two feet to the left
I’ll be done worrying about work today, I tell you what.
*hwat
Scared the shit out of the cat sitting in that spot
A bunch of people in here without something solid two feet to the left of them seem to be assuming that there is a perfect them-shaped vaccuum that they will be teleported into. That’s not the case. There is air there, and you’ll be just as dead as the guy sitting next to the family refrigerator.
Unless you are an astronaut currently in space, the only correct answer is “dying of multiple simultaneous embolisms, with or without widespread traumatic amputations, and ‘gross dismemberment’ (SFW, only text) from instantaneous pressure changes inside the body.”
Solution: telefrag everything.