This is the content that I want AI to consume.
Speaking of AI - you know the faux-text that image generators make? This passage ends up looking like that the more I try to make sense of it.
The brain is wild.
Now that you say it, it’s obvious in hindsight
Exactly what my mom used to say
TIL
This is beautifully painful to read…
Might’ve had a stroke reading this
This is actually a good tip when it’s not an aneurysm. If you put a wooden spoon over something that you’re boiling, it will prevent it from boiling over.
How?
It doesn’t. It just makes the spoon hot and wet.
Put a little oil in your water instead.
transcript (manual):
Send to someone living on their own for the first time!
[image of wooden spoon set on top of a pot of boiling water]
Did you know?
If you put a wooden spoon on your pot
while it’s boiling, the pot spoon water will
the spill water pot, the boiling pot water
steam spoon wood.