• Maple Engineer@lemmy.world
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      2 months ago

      I just translated it to non-shitheal.

      It’s likewhen Trump says, “If I can be prosecuted for paying hush money to a porn star that I fucked while my wife was at home caring for my newborn son then lying about it and falsifying business records to cover it up to interfere in an election then it can happen to anyone who pays hush money to a porn star that they fucked while their wife was at home caring for their newborn son then lying about it and falsifying business records to cover it up to interfere in an election.”

      I just can’t see myself ever being in that position.

    • corsicanguppy@lemmy.ca
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      2 months ago

      The idiocy of the statement is still in tact

      I like how the meaning of this sentence changes with the gratuitous space.