• Rikudou_Sage@lemmings.worldEnglish
    30·
    10 months ago

    I think he’s the straightest of them all. He’s straight. He. Is. Straight.

    Straight.

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    Straight.

    • OpenStars@startrek.websiteEnglish
      16·
      10 months ago

      He’s so straight (how straight is he?) - why he’s so straight that he manages to like women, even though… oh uh I mean yeah he’s straight! :-P

      • Asafum@feddit.nl
        14·
        10 months ago

        He’s so straight he doesn’t like anything with curves! Boobies? Nope. Pussy, not straight enough!

        Booty? Dudes got straight, flat booty, not bad not bad. Dick? Straight as an arrow, my kinda body part!

        Not gay just OCD for straight things and he just for some reason can’t shake the need to put them in his mouth.

    • Aceticon@lemmy.world
      3·
      10 months ago

      Around here, in less politically correct times there was once a comical sketch on TV of a guy who was so straight and liked women so much that he had a sex change operation to become a woman, and thus became a lesbian woman.

      That’s the ultimate straight guy right there!