See, this is why I very much enjoy being a grown-ass adult and an asshole.

I get to tell those fuckers to go fuck themselves, then block them (online), throw them out (in my house), leave (outside my house), shoot them (if they try to follow me into my house).

People don’t realize that not everything anyone says is a fucking debate. It’s okay to tell people to bugger off into the sunset, that you aren’t debating.