• ZOSTED@sh.itjust.worksEnglish
    194·
    9 months ago

    What are the odds of a bird landing on your keys on a day when your nails are in perfect order are unbelievable

    • WoahWoah@lemmy.worldEnglish
      213·
      9 months ago

      Perfect order? They’re like weirdly grown out and freaky looking. And no one would stage a photo with that dirty porch with random filthy carpet cuts as the backdrop.

      True princess photo.

      • Captain Aggravated@sh.itjust.worksEnglish
        2·
        9 months ago

        No it holds up. It’s like cinderella or snow white at the beginning of the movie, where she’s poor and wearing rags but has animal friends.

      • ZOSTED@sh.itjust.worksEnglish
        2·
        9 months ago

        Oh I see it now. I’m just not used to them ever growing out before getting chipped or ruined somehow

      • ZOSTED@sh.itjust.worksEnglish
        2·
        9 months ago

        I’m just saying there are legitimate questions here and the people deserve to know the truth

      • ZOSTED@sh.itjust.worksEnglish
        2·
        9 months ago

        I see you also married someone from a fairie tale kingdom. Some people just seem to have a certain animal magnetism, ye