Kwame being THC 🥴🫠😂
Donuts
OP is Obviously a cop!
Iv managed to avoid nicotine thus far and I give thanks. (Tbf ibu isn’t a daily thing for me either).
Most of my coworkers blaze, but only one other does it before or during work. And then they will ask me how I stay so pleasant in the face of such ass holery. Sure, it took multiple factors to make me a kind and patient person, or at least capable of acting like one, but the reason I can do it from 830 to 415 was the wake and bake. Wake. And. Bake.
I explained Captain Planet to my daughter the other day. She thought it was one of the stupidest things she ever heard. She’s right but at the same time, how dare she!
One of the members is from the Soviet Union? And surfs? Okay grandma, let’s get you to bed.
Did you tell her we were all going through an environmental awareness trend at the time?
You’ve got this all wrong. Captain planet is blue.Adderall is blue. Captain planet is Adderall. Just take adderall.
Got confused, took Viagra. Help.
Try meth instead.
Why do you think he’s blue?
The doughnuts. I assumed service or retail, but who knows?
Be careful with ibuprofen
Be careful with any pill
Meditation is better for you
Meditating? In the middle of a retail shift? 🤣
Go to sleep one hour earlier.
Start eating a healthy balanced diet.
Go to the gym at least 4 hours a week.
ThanksImCured
Then continue shitty habits. They were offering advice that actually works.
They were at least offering advice. You’re just dunking on people for personal validation
Thanks for the input, chief
