Alternatively, does the universe collapse in on itself because they’re actually the tripartite sonic manifestations of a single three faced god?
I have no idea who are any of those people
The esoteric mysteries of the Church of Weekend-P-R shall remain elusive to the uninitiated.
Be sure to send in your pledges though.
Ira Glass if the battle is on land. Stephen Dubner if it is in the air. Guy Raz if it is in water.
I will not be taking questions.
MINDY!!!
My money is on Ira Glass. No reason other than I just like him the best.
Malcolm Gladwell comes out of nowhere with a steel chair and claims the victory
This is definitely a possible outcome.
Then the reanimated corpse of Garrison Keillor shows up and all hell breaks loose.
None. The pledge drive will just go on forever. It’s the secret to how Terry Gross hasn’t aged in 40 years.
She’s definitely Dorian-Gray-ing somebody.
Batman
Do you you think he stands a chance against that much smugness?
He will win by not even showing up.
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