• Rentlar@lemmy.ca
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    2 days ago

    My free advice for Lemmings:

    Alcohol and water mix well at home, in the park and at the bar, alternating helps with hangovers.

    They do not mix well outside. Do not go swimming or boating while drunk. It will be much harder to stop people from doing stupid shit that you and your drunk friends might think of doing on land.

  • AutoTL;DR@lemmings.worldB
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    2 days ago

    This is the best summary I could come up with:


    RCMP near Grand Rapids, Man., are searching for two boaters who are missing in the vicinity of Little Moose Lake, while searchers have located the body of a third person who was with the group.

    The three men — age 28, 29 and 31, from Misipawistik Cree Nation — had set off together by boat to the north basin of Lake Winnipeg to hunt moose.

    An RCMP spokesperson told CBC News it’s not clear when the group had begun travelling, but they were in contact with family and friends and indicated they would be returning late Thursday.

    Searchers found items belonging to the missing boaters along the shoreline of Lake Winnipeg, between EagleNest and Reef point.

    Members of Easterville Search and Rescue found the body of the 31-year-old man in the water on Saturday, say police.

    “This is a tragedy for the family and community and we continue to search for the other two missing boaters,” RCMP Cpl.


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