Inductor@feddit.de to Programmer Humor@programming.dev · 1 year agoProgramming Languages as Essaysfeddit.deimagemessage-square4fedilinkarrow-up15arrow-down10
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minus-squaredarcy@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up1·1 year agohaskell: “you submitted your math work instead of an essay” javascript: “this is awful, but at least i can read it anywhere i like” lisp: “it is not grammatically correct to nest brackets so much” lua: “your vocabulary is too limited and you have the writing skills of a child” rust: “omg. your essay is fast, safe, and perfect in every way! A+” css: “this is beautiful, but it doesnt say anything”
minus-squareMonkderZweite@feddit.chlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·1 year ago javascript: “this is awful, but at least i can read it anywhere i like” There are only 3 engines capable of interpreting most of it.
minus-squaredarcy@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up1·1 year agoit can run on almost any browser, it can be bundled to run on desktop or mobile. i know wasm exists but javascript is still sadly an extremely versatile language, mostly due to its support on the web
haskell: “you submitted your math work instead of an essay”
javascript: “this is awful, but at least i can read it anywhere i like”
lisp: “it is not grammatically correct to nest brackets so much”
lua: “your vocabulary is too limited and you have the writing skills of a child”
rust: “omg. your essay is fast, safe, and perfect in every way! A+”
css: “this is beautiful, but it doesnt say anything”
There are only 3 engines capable of interpreting most of it.
it can run on almost any browser, it can be bundled to run on desktop or mobile. i know wasm exists but javascript is still sadly an extremely versatile language, mostly due to its support on the web