Do we all understand this is meant as a commentary on climate change, and not an actual recommendation to use your mailbox as a cooking implement?
…uh, folks?
Then explain “Dishwasher Salmon”.
“Oh shit my oven isn’t working and I have company coming over…”
glances at dishwasher
“hmmm…”
I would just assume you left me a lasagna when I delivered your mail
Imagine my anger realizing my free lunch isn’t cooked
Pretty standard hotbox cooking. It’s not the cleanest, but nothing criminal except the act itself.
Just buy a damn solar oven and leave the mailbox alone.
Buy one? They’re ridiculously easy to make yourself
In fact, if you have a mailbox then you already have one!
Full circle
Why would I spend all that money to buy a solar oven when I’ve already got a perfectly good mailbox?
Oh look, I got a subpoena but it’s drenched in grease. And here’s a letter from Aunt Edna, also totally soaked. Mailbox cooking is the best though.
I hope there’s no stray dogs in your neighborhood, or you might have trouble getting to your mailbox at all when you come home.
If the dogs are big, maybe the box won’t be standing any longer.
