“Why don’t I strap on my strength helmet and squeeze down into a strength cannon and fire off into Strengthland where strength grows on strengthees???”
Karlach: “Yeah. Why don’t you? That’s what I did.”
Astarion has the stride of a gazelle. A beautiful beautiful gazelle person.
Who needs strength when you can just bite and outrun anyone?
Well I can just set it to 8 and drink this beautiful potion or wear these fantastic gloves you see.
Raising a modifier by 5 with one attunement slot has to be one of the best feelings in dnd
I just grab my fancy chair leg of strength
I definitely would have strapped that stool of strength to my butt if it let me.
Nae bother, Auntie Ethel sorts me out.
These are not starter stats! These are finisher stats!
Karlach looks like a bird.