He made angels unsexy so wouldn’t be distracted by them…!?
God is neither man nor woman.
But I bet it has holes.
Straight to
jailhellExcept God is referred to as “He” in the Bible?
Nonbinary people can use he/him pronouns, too, if they want. And God’s pronouns have a capital H, so I guess you could make an argument that they kinda sorta are neopronouns uwu
There is probably no gender neutral variant in ancient Hebrew.
Yahweh (who later became "god) is definitely a man, cock and all. He used to be depicted with horns or as a golden calf, with a huge, oversized novelty dong.
Theres a reason moses came back with extra commandments, the second time.
God is the all-gender
Y’all should see what the devil originally looked like. Dude was HUNG.
I tried searching it up, but I only found porn.
Bold of you to assume people don’t find biblically accurate angels sexy
Eww! Why does that angel have a humanoid body? I demand my sexy angels with no humanoid features! 🤤
It’s what I had on hand 😔
Praise Satan
I liked the paths in SMT where you killed both
Dawg that biblically accurate angel gonna trigger a defcon 1 alert if it randomly existed while the demon one would probably in some random anime convention soo ill probably side with the demon one to be safe
Isn’t the top-left image Cupid (i.e. a god)?
Nah, that’s a generic cherub. Reasonable question because both are depicted as children.
That’s a putto, which has intersection with depictions of Cupid and cherubim. Biblically accurate cherubim look like this:
Proginoskes, a cherubim in A Wind In The Door by Madeleine L’Engle was quite annoyed that cherubs were depicted as putti.
Eros is young and boyish, but regarded as adult, and Apollo (his rival in Olympian archery competitions) likes to mock him for looking childlike.
Oops, I was confused as well!