Weird that the global wave of authoritarianism didn’t originate from any of the evil authoritarian socialist regimes we always hear about. And that it doesn’t resemble those at all. And that it in fact seems to be violently opposed to them. And that it seems to mostly affect US allies. So weird!

It is weird. In times like these we need stability more than ever. Better send an extra 500 billion to Israel just in case.
Also, time to invade Venezuela to make them more stable
“It wasn’t authoritarianism when I did it because I’m ontologically good”
keeping the ad in the screenshot is funny
you just got advertise’d
and i’m proud to have been part of that wave


How dare you ruin my nostalgia for a time I personally could ignore the oppression occurring around me.
thanks obama






