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A goose bit me as a child.
Okay, it bit my shirt.
But it chased me and chased me as I ran around crying as the adults laughed.
I got inside the house but it grabbed my shirt and I screamed.
They laughed more!
Just because I’m silly doesn’t mean I’m harmless.
I for one welcome our goose overlords
Seriousness was never an option.
