I left doordash when they started asking me if I wanted to return a package every time I wanted to eat. Fuck doordash. Just give me food. I don’t want to buy flowers from California.

UberEats sucks too because it will put restaurants 15 miles away in your restaurant list. No, dude, I’m not going to ask a driver to sit in traffic for an hour just to get a hamburger.

GrubHub is the last bastion of hope. 🙏