Dort_Owl [they/them, any]@hexbear.net to badposting@hexbear.netEnglish · 1 month agoTHEY TOOK MY ASS I CAN'T SHIThexbear.netimagemessage-square43linkfedilinkarrow-up178arrow-down10file-text
arrow-up178arrow-down1imageTHEY TOOK MY ASS I CAN'T SHIThexbear.netDort_Owl [they/them, any]@hexbear.net to badposting@hexbear.netEnglish · 1 month agomessage-square43linkfedilinkfile-text
minus-squareDort_Owl [they/them, any]@hexbear.netOPlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up9·1 month agoEh, I can take or leave the eyes, but my ass, I NEED THAT!
minus-square9to5 [any, comrade/them]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up9·1 month agoI know a guy who sells asses. I can hook you up if you pay me
minus-squareDort_Owl [they/them, any]@hexbear.netOPlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up9·1 month ago h-how much?
minus-square9to5 [any, comrade/them]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·edit-21 month agoA small payment of a 10 million dollars should be enough. (Only in cash though) I take goldbars and diamonds as well.
minus-squareDort_Owl [they/them, any]@hexbear.netOPlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·edit-21 month agoI can give you five owl pellets, take it or leave it. Refuse me and be known as the one that denied me my ass.
minus-square9to5 [any, comrade/them]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·1 month agoAllright lets say seven owl pellets and I can get you the ass in mint condition by tuesday.
minus-squareDort_Owl [they/them, any]@hexbear.netOPlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·1 month agoDeal, I’ve always wanted a minty ass
Eh, I can take or leave the eyes, but my ass, I NEED THAT!
I know a guy who sells asses. I can hook you up if you pay me
A small payment of a 10 million dollars should be enough. (Only in cash though) I take goldbars and diamonds as well.
I can give you five owl pellets, take it or leave it.
Refuse me and be known as the one that denied me my ass.
Allright lets say seven owl pellets and I can get you the ass in mint condition by tuesday.
Deal, I’ve always wanted a minty ass