GOP staff aren’t even good at coming up with rumors.

He’s a fan of Klaus Barbie.

Miller: “THEY’RE ‘ACTION FIGURES’!!!”

“How much did you see!?”

“I didn’t see you playing with your dolls agian. Sir!”

Oh for fuck’s sake, let the man enjoy his Barbie dolls.

It’s just a rumor, except it’s true. The dolls are real people though, at least they used to be…

Maybe they’re not rumours