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deconstructingFurniture [she/her]@hexbear.net to Slop.@hexbear.net · 30 days ago

will you invest in the GAVIN NEWSOM MEMECOIN??

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will you invest in the GAVIN NEWSOM MEMECOIN??

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deconstructingFurniture [she/her]@hexbear.net to Slop.@hexbear.net · 30 days ago
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https://bsky.app/profile/pivotpod.bsky.social/post/3lxhpxttgb22w

the cheeto tweeto is done for with this one, there’s no recovery from such sheer ownage. the dems are BACK!!!

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  • KobaCumTribute [she/her]@hexbear.net
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    Making fun of President Crimes by doing some of his favorite crimes, as a joke.

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      making a shitcoin and getting immediately arrested for fraud or something would be an incredible bit

    • Llituro [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.net
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      making a shit ton of money by running my “the president does scams now” scam, as a bit

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      Oh yeah, well, I can be more corrupt than DRUMPF can, WATCH!

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    I can’t honestly believe anyone likes him

    Even disregarding his (appalling) policies, he just comes off like the ultimate used car salesman

    He even looks like one for christ’s sake, you’re telling me a guy with that haircut and demeanor isn’t trying to sell a 2015 Ford Fiesta with 380k miles for 14,500?

    • principalkohoutek [none/use name]@hexbear.net
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      My partner’s been saying he looks like a Batman villain for well over a decade

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      the only thing that can beat a used car salesman (trump) is a used car salesman (newsom)

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    I hate how libs are all happily jumping on the Newsom wagon.

    • Ferrous@lemmy.ml
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      “Socialistically”

      • Sleepless One@lemmy.ml
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        He holodomored across the room very stalinistically

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      I can’t wait for people to starve to death because they voted for the wrong guy!
      I am the moral one in this scenario!

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    NEWSOME / HAWK TUAH 2028

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      Hawk Tusome

    • nothx [he/him]@hexbear.net
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      this would be so funny.

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    Surely seeing their 2028 candidate scam his followers with a shitcoin rugpull just like Trump will shake a few libs out of supporting him so much, right?

    …right?

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      No it’s a satirical scam so it doesn’t count it’s fine actually and trump is probably so mad

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        He’s just showing how bad Trump is by ironically behaving exactly the same…

        And libs are so excited at the thought of having a non trump trump as a possible future candidate

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    How can something be so shameful and shameless at the same time? thonk

    Shit, at least the old-school con coins you’d get a tiny amount of precious metal…

    • HexReplyBot [none/use name]@hexbear.netB
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      I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:

      • yewtu.be
      • inv.nadeko.net
      • yt.artemislena.eu
      • piped.video
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    Come the fuck on man

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    Trump is having a meltdown over this!

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    i am no longer asking

  • Crucible [he/him, comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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    I love democracy

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    My god. We truly are doomed.

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    Have we moved on from a politics of spite to a politics of cringe?

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      Yes and the libs are eating it up

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    Suspecting he doesn’t think there’s gonna be an election in 2028. Just getting what he can now.

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    I am finally convinced: It’s the lefts fault the democrats can’t win elections.

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    Really enjoying how society is just accepting “memecoin” uncritically. We are reaching unprecedented depths of unseriousness and I am here for it.

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