I’ve never really played any porn games more hardcore than Baldur’s Gate 3 before, but you remember a couple weeks ago when GOG gave away those NSFW games, as a direct response to the whole thing?

Well I claimed the bundle just to boost their numbers (because censorship is bullshit), but recently I needed a low-difficulty gaming distraction, so I checked a few of them out, and… some of them are kind of good?

Like first off you have to be okay with visual novels (usually), but if you’re cool with that, some of them actually have some compelling characters, and occasionally even good gameplay in between all the fucking and whatnot.

Leap of Love is amusing, kind of adorable when it comes to the not-sex stuff, and charming. It is also a game where you (a former frog) can marry and simultaneously bed 3 princesses and their stepmother after deposing of the evil king. My brain is still trying to reconcile this.

Huniepop is one of the best match 3 puzzle games I’ve ever played, with a chill as hell soundtrack. Also a scantily-clad foul-mouthed love fairy wants you to fuck every woman in a 5 mile radius who can fog a mirror.

And Crom help me, when I finished… sigh… Fetish Locator Week 1, I actually cared enough about some of the characters to buy the next one.

The point is, some of these games have more depth and value than I’d been led to believe, and I wouldn’t have known that if the censorship thing hadn’t started that chain of events. So congrats censorship people, and honestly thanks, I guess? Completely the opposite of your intended effect. Task failed successfully.

  • I’ve always been open to adult only games, but for the vast majority there are only two basic types:

    • Visual Novels - Everything about these is fine. They vary from basically just a graphic novel to a full on RPG.

    • Nude Puzzles - Various cheap-ass puzzles with nude images as the prize.

    I want, like, a real game but with full adult only content. These exist, but are hard to find. And a lot of those I’ve found aren’t finished, never will be finished, and/or just suck. It doesn’t even have to be the focus. Just imagine if when you got a hooker in GTA or some other game where brothels might exist, you got to see more than a fade to black/car bouncing around.

    • 9bananas@feddit.org
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      yeah, there’s an inherent problem with that:

      in general, people choose adult games explicitly to get off, so putting a bunch of unrelated activities between them and that is not a recipe for success.

      or in other words: good gameplay makes for bad porn, and vice versa.

      i understand what you are asking for, and the solution for that is modding;

      check out loverslab!

      the biggest communities (i know of) for this are:

      • Skyrim Special Edition
      • Fallout 4
      • The Sims 4
      • RimWorld

      all of these have what you’re asking for, with varying levels of integration into the main game!

      and since it’s modded content, you even get to decide how much, and what kind of, adult content there is in your game!

      and when i say everything is customizable, i mean everything!

      so take a look and have fun ;)

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      The biggest issue with adult content in games is that it limits your market to adults that want that content. Which is already small to begin with. And you often can’t advertise the same way, which limits your audience further. You only find out about them through word of mouth or through places like Lemmy.

      From the standpoint of the developer, your ROI is likely to be very small. I think that’s why VN are the most popular form of adult games, since they are easier to make than full games.

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        Its inherently a gamble. Yes, it limits you to that audience (which is increasingly villified by christofacists and the influencers who “don’t want people to think they are gooners”). But it also makes you the king OF that audience.

        Subspace is a great example. It had an incredibly vague and over ambitious crowdfunding campaign and it did gangbusters. Because people are hungry for a horny game that is actually a game. That said, it feels like other devs realized that was a thing and the patreon-style sites are now the main focus and discoverability went to zero.

        Which is why I think the next big step is a blogsite that actually covers these without feeling like you are just reading a guy’s wank diary (… which we kind of are but it is nice to not think about that). Its the same problem onlyfans et al have. The biggies keep getting bigger but there is almost zero way to find out about the newbies.

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          Which is why I think the next big step is a blogsite that actually covers these without feeling like you are just reading a guy’s wank diary

          There is a site that I frequent but due to this community’s instance rules, I won’t post it here.

          The site is more of a forum/community than a blog but it’s pretty good.

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          Do you mean Subverse? Searching for Subspace is just redirecting me to Subverse, but maybe I’m missing it

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      Alicesoft is one of the major dev studios in this exact space, but their games range from having some non-con to outright featuring it. Not for everyone.

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      A good H-game with more that 4 hours of content, good porn, and good gameplay are rare finds. Not to mention the pain in the ass of finding the decensor patches or using a non-Steam, non-English site to buy it.

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      That seems like a fair assessment of the current state of things, but I do want to stress how good Huniepop is as a puzzle game alone. One sparkling jewel in a sea of erotic sliding puzzle and jigsaw crap.

      If you removed everything outside the actual gem matching gameplay and soundtrack, I would still play it.

      And yeah, I started poking around and saw some of the more ambitious open world projects like you’re talking about, and they all looked like abandoned early access. But if they have the technical ability, why not show my character licking some Asari ladyparts in Mass Effect 5? Adults play a shitload of video games too. Make it an optional DLC if you have to.

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      Last game I played that fit this bill was 7 Sins

      This was back in the 2000s and I was super into The Sims. I still think the gameplay holds up well.

      Its not graphic with nudity but definitely a adults only game.

      Edit:

      The entire concept of the game is experiencing the 7 sins. Greed, lust, sloth, anger etc.

      Gameplay link

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      Yeah the exceptions are rare, and then many like HuniePop 1 and 2 or Subverse lean intentionally into overdone slapstick.

      (That being said HuniePop I can’t recommend enough, easily the best match-3 out there completely ignoring the porn parts)