I’m dead serious, if Captain Planet is still fun and campy in this day and age I’m going to consider the reboot climate change denial propaganda.

At the bare minimum, make it They Live with the eco-villains all being rich, alien parasites like the movie, but make them disgusting pig creatures with hoggish being among this species, and just have Captain Planet be absolutely cruel with his ways of dealing with said alien parasites. I want him to be if Homelander was a tankie.