Goya Foods Inc. has been paying me $50 per beanis post as part of a grass-roots marketing campaign. It’s unorthodox but sales of frijoles have increased in Fairfax, VA, by 6.8% y.o.y. since the bean meme was created outstripping other category competitor canned and package dry goods.

If you check the first letter of each of my last posts it spells out Si es Goya, tiene que ser bueno, as a form of subtle subconscious reinforcement.

It does pain me to tell you all this, but it was for a good cause. There is no ethical consumption under capitalism so I took that bag of garbanzos and just ran with it.

I hope in time you’ll come to forgive me for this deception. Damn I could really go for a Monster Energy Ultra Sunrise right now how about you.