Goya Foods Inc. has been paying me $50 per beanis post as part of a grass-roots marketing campaign. It’s unorthodox but sales of frijoles have increased in Fairfax, VA, by 6.8% y.o.y. since the bean meme was created outstripping other category competitor canned and package dry goods.
If you check the first letter of each of my last posts it spells out Si es Goya, tiene que ser bueno, as a form of subtle subconscious reinforcement.
It does pain me to tell you all this, but it was for a good cause. There is no ethical consumption under capitalism so I took that bag of garbanzos and just ran with it.
I hope in time you’ll come to forgive me for this deception. Damn I could really go for a Monster Energy Ultra Sunrise right now how about you.
See this is why you should trust me instead of the beanis posters because I would NEVER come clean
I came clean… I have broken the oath
this is why bean has always been reactionary
Oh so it’s all well and good when xi jinping pays you 0.50c to shill for Big China, but when I get a small kickback from Big Bean suddenly I’m a rabid fash. Figures that you lot would be anti-beantreprenreurial
Drumpf 🤣🤣🤣
grassroots more like asspoops
AstroTurf more like AsstroTurd
Good bit
I was paid by Vladimir putler to post beanis so I wonder if they’re in cahoots
Ooh do you get a referral bonus? Sign me up
Sorry since you didn’t know I get a referral Beanis I can’t in good faith refer you
I thought you loved beanis more than anyone…
It was all a lie … I can’t even