Oh it used to make my blood boil to learn my MP hadn’t even bothered to show up for a vote or debate. It still would but I don’t keep track of it anymore. It’s your godsdamned job, you over-entitled fucks. I don’t give a shit if you think it’s dull - you wanted it, you got it, now get your arse onto those benches and represent the interests of your constituents. If you don’t want to do that, fucking resign.

…I might still be a wee bit angry about it.