This bench needs just one accessory
Not sure if sex toy or tool
¿Por qué no los dos?”
Sex tool
I was in a hair metal band called Sex Tool. We were disturbingly successful in the 80s.
Sex toy. I am the tool
Yes.
Most of them, you can remove the bars with an Allen wrench.
Not that I would know anything about that.
Unfortunately, they’re making benches now with the tubing welded on.
Honestly, get three dudes out there. Put them in HiVis and give one a clipboard and one an angle grinder? No one would even bat an eye.
Is it anti homeless or designed to stop you from rolling off while sleeping?
Keeps you on the bench and also ensures that your blanket (or cardboard or even newspapers…) stays where it belongs even in strong winds.
There was a guy going around St. Louis giving out wrenches to homeless people to remove them, and there was a guy going around Seattle just removing them himself. IDK if the sentiment has spread to other cities, I can only speak about the places I have lived and seen news reports about this.
Can it really be considered vandalism if you improve public property?
High visbility vest and a socket set should do the trick.
Just slide your body in between the arm rests, dumbass
