CEOofmyhouse56@aussie.zone to Melbourne@aussie.zone · 7 months agoDaily Discussion Thread: 🦍 Mon 1 Apr 2024message-squaremessage-square130fedilinkarrow-up121arrow-down11file-text
arrow-up120arrow-down1message-squareDaily Discussion Thread: 🦍 Mon 1 Apr 2024CEOofmyhouse56@aussie.zone to Melbourne@aussie.zone · 7 months agomessage-square130fedilinkfile-text
minus-squareTofu@aussie.zonelinkfedilinkarrow-up10·7 months agoThe body of Jesus has been found. He remains dead. Easter is cancelled. Today is no longer a public holiday. Off to work and school.
minus-squareCEOofmyhouse56@aussie.zoneOPlinkfedilinkarrow-up8·7 months agoToo bad because I ate the eggs already.
minus-squareTofu@aussie.zonelinkfedilinkarrow-up7·7 months agoOne of those eggs would have hatched to become Jesus 2.0. You’ve doomed us all.
minus-squareCEOofmyhouse56@aussie.zoneOPlinkfedilinkarrow-up6·7 months agoAt my age? That would be a miracle.
minus-squareTofu@aussie.zonelinkfedilinkarrow-up6·7 months agoSo was Mary’s sister when she got pregnant with John
minus-squaremelbaboutown@aussie.zonelinkfedilinkarrow-up6·7 months agoHmm… looking at the date today I’d say you’re facon
minus-squarejust_kitten@aussie.zonelinkfedilinkarrow-up5·7 months agoIncredible effort by bacon to go as far as renaming themselves!
minus-squareEagle@aussie.zonelinkfedilinkarrow-up4·7 months agoAnd here I am going ‘who is Tofu?’ My brain is fried.
minus-squareCEOofmyhouse56@aussie.zoneOPlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·7 months agoYou wake up expecting bacon but you end up with tofu 👎
The body of Jesus has been found. He remains dead. Easter is cancelled. Today is no longer a public holiday. Off to work and school.
Too bad because I ate the eggs already.
One of those eggs would have hatched to become Jesus 2.0. You’ve doomed us all.
At my age? That would be a miracle.
So was Mary’s sister when she got pregnant with John
Hmm… looking at the date today I’d say you’re facon
Incredible effort by bacon to go as far as renaming themselves!
And here I am going ‘who is Tofu?’ My brain is fried.
You wake up expecting bacon but you end up with tofu 👎
What a let down!
i am tofu
No you’re natto