Don’t let a bunch of dicks ruin your day. You look amazing, and nobody can take that away.

Hey, you look great in this photo, but a real quick tip about mirror photos like these - it genuinely helps a lot to look into the camera in the mirror rather than to look at the phone to make sure the picture looks good while taking it, or at least to look elsewhere in the mirror. It gives a much better impression of your typical expression, unless your typical expression is in fact looking down with your eyelids mostly closed - but I say this from the perspective of someone who’s eyes are usually drawn forward.

Pfft bunch of wankers.

How was your birthday regardless of those buzzkillers? Did you had a great time?

By the look of your selfie, you seem to be a very respectable woman with a great style.

So… Ignore them, smile them away. And smile to yourself, because you deserve that!