• Pronell@lemmy.world
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    28 days ago

    Roald Dahl actually has a story ‘Pig’ that’s pretty much this but no golden tickets.

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    Mr. Mr. Johnny Verbeck how could you be so mean? I told you you’d be sorry for inventing that machine. Now all the neighbors, cats, and dogs will nevermore be seen. They’ve all been ground into sausages in Johnny Verbeck’s machine.