Work of art.

“We lost???”

Yes.

“Well anyway”? Been caught in a lie, Why should we care anymore in whatever you write?

Then I commend your commitment to the details. ;⁠-⁠)

Then it’s all okay.

Anything within reason.

Another toy for the ultra rich .

Or buy two, one charges while you use the other.

Sorry to be that guy, but it seems the romans didn’t wipe with an sponge on a stick.

From a mural in the baths form the Secen Sages in Ostia Antica, it seems it was use to clean the toilets after use.

Absolutely anything you want (within reason!).