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Wow… lol
If Shane McMahon shows up on AEW tv, I will cum with the force of a thousand suns.
👏👏
I’ll be looking that up!
Meanwhile, I still await the PC release of rebirth
Billy Gunn as Auron, Angelico as Sephiroth, Kipp Sabian as Kuja, Kenny Omega as himself.
‘Kuja’ enters Trance mode and attacks ‘Auron’, Kenny Omega V-Triggers ‘Kuja’, ‘Sephiroth’ summons meteor, arena destroyed, match declared ‘No Contest’.
Replace Kaufman with Johnny Knoxville and you’ve got something completely possible.
So, I’m Tony Khan and now Geek is Mortos. Totally plausible.
*To the tune of “Winnie The Pooh”:
Nani the fuck
Nani the fuck
Took a DDT off the apron
Nani the fuck
Nani the fuck
Suzuki might be dizzy today
The d4’s! The humanity! (Seriously, all-time great AEW moment.)
Dirt sheets dirt sheets dirt sheets.
Nice. I seem to be immune to this curse.
Although, every time I type the word ‘nut’, it autocorrects to ‘but’. Which is weird.
And yes, I frequently type the word ‘nut’, I’m a grocery worker. lol
Bruh, I’m simply saying I wouldn’t want such a change, unless I’m dead, in which case, I wouldn’t care. Because dead people tend to care about very little. If you wish to elevate this to attempted murder, all I can say is:
I fight dirty, I hug and kiss!
Now, all that silliness out of the way:
If I had to replace Tazz, it would be with Matt Menard before Don Callis. Not because Carny Hot Dog is bad at commentary, I just like Hot Dog Man as a heel manager that occasionally does commentary much more than as a full-time commentator. I also really like Tazz on commentary, mainly for the same reasons you listed for disliking him. He’s also aware that the IWC likes his silly/awkward moments, and he leans into that, much in the same way Jericho’s Learning Tree gimmick is rooted (pun intended!) in the criticism he’s getting.
“What are you gonna do, stab me?” lmao
Over my dead body.
Yes and no. The audience is just as much to blame because we keep eating what we’re fed. Why risk something original when people will show up opening weekend for “Sequel McReboot: Part Eleventy” and make you half a billion dollars? Everything is so money focused that if we want originality, we have to support it. Hollywood (and media in general) won’t change until the audience does.
If I feel old, then you must feel ancient.
*old person high five
Is this the new LazyTown villain?