Still waiting on the healthcare plan.
FauxPseudo
I offer absurdist edits of absurdist Heathcliff comics and c/keeptrack of absurdist government.
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FauxPseudo @lemmy.worldto Cooking @lemmy.world•[QUESTION] Cutting Board Recommendations (Machine Washable, No Microplastics)3·14 hours agoIf I find out someone abused a board like that then I’d be obligated to put them on the no buy list. I get irked when I find out people use them as display pieces and don’t actually use them.
FauxPseudo @lemmy.worldto pics@lemmy.world•U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) waiting outside unmarked van3·16 hours agoThen you have evaluated the situation and have made an informed decision about the options.
FauxPseudo @lemmy.worldto pics@lemmy.world•U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) waiting outside unmarked van2·18 hours agoAnd what if they take your ID, claim you aren’t a citizen so you don’t get due process and then they deport you to a foreign prison?
FauxPseudo @lemmy.worldto pics@lemmy.world•U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) waiting outside unmarked van33·18 hours agoYou can only use proportional force to defend yourself under stand your ground laws. If you stab someone that is only using their body parts then you go to jail. Will a jury convict? It will take a year or two to find out.
FauxPseudo @lemmy.worldto pics@lemmy.world•U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) waiting outside unmarked van12·18 hours agoIf you stand your ground you still go to jail. Even if you are released you still got more inconvenienced than them.
As a white person I’m at minimal risk from them. But in order to stand your ground for another person they must have a legal right to be where they are. And if they are, in fact, not legally here, then bad things happen to you.
FauxPseudo @lemmy.worldto pics@lemmy.world•U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) waiting outside unmarked van592·1 day agoIt’s 2025. America. You see these men on the street.
If you assume they are going to rob a bank dial 911.
If you assume they are going to lynch someone dial 911.
If you assume they are going to kidnap someone dial 911.
If you assume they are law enforcement then get your eyes checked. They aren’t wearing any identifying uniform, no insignia, no badges.
If you assume they are impersonating law enforcement then dial 911 and get your eyes checked.
Crap. I knew I was forgetting something in that salad
No idea. Between chicken and 8 ounces of feta this is probably the most expensive thing I’ve made in a while that isn’t steak.
FauxPseudo @lemmy.worldto THE POLICE PROBLEM@lemmy.world•Why do ICE/fake cops need silencers? (Los Angeles)English3·1 day agoThey can’t do khaki slacks after the Unite the Right rally because it makes them look racist. But they also can’t change out their whole wardrobe without spending a lot of money. So compromises were made.
FauxPseudo @lemmy.worldto THE POLICE PROBLEM@lemmy.world•Why do ICE/fake cops need silencers? (Los Angeles)English10·1 day agoI don’t think I’ve ever met a single person using subsonic 556. Subsonic 22LR? Every day. But not 556. 223? Only when hunting deer. Not for social work.
FauxPseudo @lemmy.worldto Cooking @lemmy.world•[QUESTION] Cutting Board Recommendations (Machine Washable, No Microplastics)17·1 day agoYou can pick machine washable and plastic or you can pick wood and not machine washable.
There are other options out there like glass or composites like Corian. But those are very bad for your knives.
I make wood cutting boards. I use both wood and plastic cutting boards.
Wood is naturally antimicrobial. On the rare case where I feel the need to use something other than soap and water on a wood board I have a bottle of vinegar solution to spray it with. Never use bleach because it will eat away at the wood.
I keep plastic around because sometimes I don’t want to have to hand wash the board. But I prefer wood for the weight and the custom sizes I have made.
FauxPseudo @lemmy.worldto News@lemmy.world•Alex Jones accused of trying to shield assets as Sandy Hook families seek payment on $1B judgment1·2 days agoI’m tired of them pretending they’re the good guys saying we’re the bad guys.
I love you.
FauxPseudo @lemmy.worldto News@lemmy.world•Alex Jones accused of trying to shield assets as Sandy Hook families seek payment on $1B judgment6·2 days agoJust listen to the show. He has been openly transferring customers to a different store that is “completely unrelated” to Alex Jones companies and he “doesn’t have a stake in”. Except that it’s his dad’s website and all the paperwork is in the names of employees of Alex. He wasn’t even trying to hide it. Completely, nakedly trying to hide assets.
They are just going to play him back to himself in court and say to his lawyer “is this your client?” Open and shut case.
And you were told that if you vote for Trump you will never have to vote again.
FauxPseudo @lemmy.worldtoMicroblog Memes@lemmy.world•Homie accidentally took off his white hood to replyEnglish2·4 days agoIt’s wish. There are no level modifiers. At least not back when I played. A wish of a wish. 17th level wizard or 34th level wizard makes no difference.
FauxPseudo @lemmy.worldtoMicroblog Memes@lemmy.world•Homie accidentally took off his white hood to replyEnglish3·5 days agoBut it’s a 9th level spell. Don’t make me bust out the chart.
They were browned very nicely first. The appearance just didn’t survive the braise. there was definitely a lack of tomato paste.