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Cake day: June 7th, 2025

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  • Black Dahlia - old Chevy s10 truck and I was a moody teen

    Frank - old gold ford explorer that was a grumpy old man

    Madame Red - Oldsmobile Ciera that was red

    Ares - black ford explorer that was an old undercover police vehicle and a tank

    Nessie - silver ford explorer. Full name Vanessa, V for short (5th car, Roman numeral 5)

    Mysia - blue rav4. Absolutely loved this car. Got rear ended and totaled within 4 months.

    Athena - Nissan rogue

    Bonus: my husband’s cars

    Barney - purple car but named for the how I met your mother character

    Mozzie - named for the white collar character

    Sylvie - named for the Loki character




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    26 days ago

    It also varies from airport to airport. I get frustrated when I travel because I always get yelled at by TSA agents for following the directions of the previous airport. Some places want all devices out. Some only want laptops. Some want the bag of travel liquids out in their gallon bag. Some allow you to leave them in. But they all act like I’m supposed to know what their particular rules are.


  • My husband taught middle school math for one year. He didn’t have a teaching degree but had enough college credits in the subject to be emergency certified. While he was teaching another teacher asked for his help in passing their test. He was a little taken aback that the teachers of the subjects couldn’t pass the tests in the subjects they were teaching.
    When I took my tests as part of my education undergraduate I had zero issues passing and was a little concerned about my classmates that did. A decade in public education has not lifted my opinion of the general intelligence of some educators. (Many are genuinely fantastic, but that’s not always the case).



  • Best: can I say my own? Everything was tailored to my tastes so I had a pretty good time. It was summer but we had the ceremony and reception in the same place (indoors with AC), the catering was provided by the owner who was a professional chef, DJ did both live and recorded music, sparkler send-off at the end, had a nice little bridal room downstairs to get ready and keep stuff safe. The only thing I would change was the officiant. He was an old family friend but made everything too Jesus-y, mixed up light year as a unit of time in front of a several meteorologists and nasa scientists, and claimed that something we did was a Chinese tradition despite us explicitly telling him it was not and neither of us having a bit of Chinese heritage.

    Worst: overall it has to be my brother’s last year. So first, my grandma had a stroke like two days before and was taken off life support during the rehearsal dinner. The officiant forgot his notes and spend most of his speech talking about how marriage is hard and you might want to get a divorce but you shouldn’t. And the speeches from the best man and maid of honor were cringy and naive (to be fair they were all like 19-21 years old).
    Runner-up to my best friend who got married in a non-air-conditioned barn on a humid July day.