This ain’t no limp-wristed woke-fest
Expect riveting speeches that’ll wake the dead
Hmmmmm will there be woke or?
Rock-Solid supporters standing tall
The most profoundly miserable kids in the world are gonna get dragged here by their parents just so they don’t have to pay for a babysitter, poor little Kayden’s gonna be waiting past 9 PM for his dad to drunk-drive the family back home in a custom lifted cybertruck
I dislike learning about local news through this website, it’s never anything good.
good luck in your journey out of idahellhole
I’m gonna show up and whip my dick out
This will have gone from a shitty theme month at some bar to a political rally with a petting zoo in front of the Idaho state capitol in less than a year with no publicly available information about sponsors or donation numbers. A letter from the IRS confirming their status as a 501C3 public charity is dated to January of this year. Now I’m not exactly sure how that all works but 5ish months to get major donors on board seems like a tall order. Their special guests appear to be reactionary twitter guys.
Not exactly confidence inspiring.
My bet is this is going to be DashCon for queerphobes and a total sausagefest.
Seems odd the only picture of people together appears to be 2 women. Still think it’s gotta be a bit
AI-generated ass blurb
Damn I was hoping this would just be a festival for straight dudes rocking, totally straight guys just hanging with other totally straight guys and doing straight guy stuff like making ou… I mean, lifting!
It’s not gay bro, Dr Mike said smooches between sets improve your recovery time. We’re just doing it for the gains, bro
Oh yeah, Dr Mike also told me about an all natural protein supplement!
What up! We’re some awesome guys looking for other cool guys who want to hang out in our party state! Nothing Sexual. Dudes in good shape encouraged, but if you’re fat, we expect you to find humour in the little things. Nothing Sexual
cishets are so fragile, cant go a single june without some whiny shit like this
If it wasn’t for the link I’d genuinely be convinced this was a bit. I genuinely guffawed at their attempt to both punch up and bury the dull conservative-value lectures in the middle as “expect riveting speeches that’ll wake the dead”.
Imagine hating someone so much, you equate acknowledging their existence to an existential threat
Straight people are fucking goofy lmao
killer food
C’monnnn bird flu!
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