- cross-posted to:
- weedtime@crazypeople.online
- cross-posted to:
- weedtime@crazypeople.online
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AI Jesus is coming to steal your art supplies
Idk. This meme format has been around for a while, but it does look like someone tried to upscale it or clean it up.
Even AI cannot compete with biblically accurate descriptions of things.
I didn’t see anything in the bible that says you shouldn’t smoke weed.
The word cannabis is derived from a Hebrew term from the Bible (qana bosem, which means “sweet reed”) and is an ingredient in the oil used to anoint the high (heh) priests.
Additionally, this passage from the Apocrypha exists (folks’ mileage will vary on how authoritative that passage is because, Apocrypha):
4 The Lord created medicines from the earth, and a sensible person will not hesitate to use them. 5 Didn’t a tree once make bitter water fit to drink, so that the Lord’s power might be known? 6 He gave medical knowledge to human beings, so that we would praise him for the miracles he performs. (Sirach/Ecclesiasticus 38:4-6)
Moses once literally spent all day talking to a “burning bush.”
If that’s not a metaphor for smoking weed, I don’t know what is.
Nah, Jesus was cool. Today is about sharing the body, the blood, and the blunt of Christ
The Loward made all the plants for our use, it sez so in der bibble.
I bet Jesus smoked weed. I think he would rip a fat blunt if you offered.
He did spend all that time in India as a youth…
Indians have some multiple (like 6 or even more) hands goddess. 6 (or even more) guns are better than 1.
