If it was a real stock, that’d be news. It’s always been half stock half crypto fantasy football.
Why does Trump stand like he spent the night getting it balls deep from Andre The Giant? It’s weird.
EDIT: Side view for more context.
He wears lifts when he’s meeting tall people. He’s probably about 5’10".
He wears a very tight plastic girdle to keep his gut bound up and his diaper flat.
Srs.
I always figured it was lifts in his shoes. But yours make sense too.
It can be two things! :)
People claim that the lean is a symptom of alzheimers.
Half a centaur.
It’s okay to laugh at Elon’s misfortunes, but there’s another kind of “death cross” we should all be thinking about this weekend sits on chair backwards
i skimmed the first few paragraphs looking for what the fuck ‘death cross’ means and the author can fucking die for all i care now
shouldn’t have a job
From the second paragraph:
Tesla is just the latest to see the symbol of bearishness, which occurs when a company’s 50-day moving average crosses and drops below the 200-day average.
Since i didnt RTFA, what is it?
Cantwait for Aoril earnings call
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