2018 article but feels relevant now
did the Onion stop producing fake news? i saw this same headline on cnn i swear.
/s…kindanotrlly
Where is the fucking satire?
Prove that this is only satire.
This isn’t satire.
It was a prophecy
Prove this isn’t Sartre.
“He was free, free in every way, free to behave like a fool or a machine, free to accept, free to refuse, free to equivocate; to marry, to give up the game, to drag this death weight about with him for years to come. He could do what he liked, no one had the right to advise him, there would be for him no Good or Evil unless he thought them into being.”
I’ll give it a few weeks before this becomes real.
It’s been real for months.
The Onion, speaking the truth yet again.
Kinda suprise that he still survives at this point
- Without the brain in the head
- No one assassinate him to make the world a better place
Why would anyone release this evil upon the world
They misspoke the 3 words before they took the book
“Uuuh, klaatu barata cough gragagra”
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